Chronicles of Iyale ookan

I can't  believe  I just  uncovered ROK  TV 's  conspiracy!!! Has  anybody else   noticed  how  this station air  these  really  cool  movies  only  at  wee  hours of  the morning? Anyway,  that is  not even up  for  discussion  today. Today, I would like  to give  my opinion on this  really  great  movie I watched on  the  station.  UNFINISHED  BUSINESS. Folks,this is NOT a movie  review.Let's just  say, It's my  2cents on  a damn  good  movie..... Bearing  in  mind  that  my  judgement  might  be  slightly impaired  after a couple  of  swigs  from  the  cider  can ,A dog  may look  like  a lion  in  my  eyes  . The   movie ,Unfinished  Business  was  directed...

Sometimes we just  have  to be  careful  of what  we wish for. Flash back some 20years  ago I desperately wanted  to be"fat" to escape  verbal  onslaught  of random people  who  will  shout "lepa","frying pan ",toothpick " amongst other names anytime  I venture  out  on  the  street. So I intensified  and  horned  my  praying, eating and devouring  skills, hoping  the  heavens  will  smile on  me so  that  I can at  least  fill  out. I was almost stick thin save for the  fact  that  I was sorta ....kinda busty, but my  rear side  was as  flat  as a frying  pan. Forget  the butt and Hip pad  pant, I had been  creating  my  own  invention,even Einstein would have been   jealous  of  my genius  streaks. Somehow years later, t...

Somehow, I always find myself in between jobs (hmmmm... story for another day), so I decided to look inward while waiting for the next gig, and Gbam!! , I realised that my flair and instincts for information gathering/gist attraction, processing and dissemination is unparalleled. Hello people! I'm IYALE OONKAN. I gather, process, and distribute information in my neighbourhood, going beyond the basic facts of events. I also provide a contextual analysis and sometimes I even provide forecasts. No matter the corner, the gist will always locate me effortlessly. As a child, my dream was to work as a correspondent with CNN. Fast forward to the present day and though I'm not yet that global, I am working on it. My Adugbo(neighbourhood) is a stepping stone . As a principal member of the real housewives of my area, my gist forensic game is so tight that I know I will be an asset to the DSS one day. So, folks, let's journey through my struggles, my neighbours' agitations, t...